what do you call a fish with no eyes?

a FSSSSSH

modern day slang, even zigzag has an abreviation.

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-Kyle-

i am from umhlanga

So pretty much the colour of this writing

and this colour mixed.

=equals=

The colour of every single person thats in New Quay at the moment.

My guess is that they dont check much sun and in turn dont have single drop of sun cream on them, coz the muthafuckers are red, pink and orange all mixed up into one colour that i would bet my life is not healthy for a human being to be.

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Anyway.

I got a heat nowish, waves have picked up and winds blowing straight into the rights, so making a rad air section.

Should be some rad surfing in the next couple days.

aweh

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BEYRICKKK

thank god nobody else looks at this blog

+me and jacko getting arty in some way or just plain gay, i dunno its a fine line+

oh ya me chris and kyle got twitter. i have never read anyone of us saying a funny, intelligent or anything that u would wanna read so... DO NOT FOLLOW @beyrick @chrisleppan kylelane02

just be like that company with the tick and JUST DO IT.

+ thatsupsidedown

New Quay.

Well.

New Quay is a bit of a different event to all those on tour, the party is pretty much second to none, the waves are absolutely terrible, windy (but blowing into the rights( punt) ), the tidal differences are massive, i mean, at high tide its a 30s second walk across the beach to the waters edge and at low tide it is approximately a 5 minute walk to the waters edge ( on the beach ).

Anyway this post is gonna be one of the more boring posts as i am trying a new technique, its called the bromdogs blog approach, it goes like this, i am just gonna write as much stuff about surfing and heats and my thoughts about big wave surfing and then i am gonna add everyone to the group themthree and u will get a notification everytime someone likes or comments or posts on the page.

Sound good? haha na bromdogs blog is sick ( if ur blind )

Actually u know what, fuck that idea, i am just gonna keep uploading pics and vids of me surfing shit, chris catching fish and posting stekkies with barely any clothes on and kyle will just keep u posted on how chelsea is going in this seasons premier league.

If u like it, check it occasionally, if u dont, get a life and if u love it, and ur a chick, become one of the chicks that chris posts with barely any clothes on.

BEYRICKKK

good times.
those are lolipops in our mouths.

Above we have jacko's bed! hello kitty interior design.

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Below we have me bored.

Above is the kitchen and tucky cooking me eggs and bacon. thanks

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Below is my bed with my very own television> aweh

Thats the view of Fitral beach and in the short distance is where there are hopefully gonna be waves ( thats the contest site)

things do tend to get a tad weird here in new quay after a dry spell that has been going since the beginning of time.

BEYRICKKK TUCKKKY SIMONE (SHE OKAY FOR A STEKKIE)

A mate of ours has just started shooting, this was his first shot he got with his new water housing.

Beyrick blew it...Chris and Kyle Blew up

beyricks gone to J bay and has been getting skunked surfing half a foot supers while we have been getting such good waves in our back garden!!! i dont think R1500 for a one way ticket to J Bay was worth it Beyrick!!!! although i dont really think he went there to surf.......

A Malaysian Airline Production

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TImE LaPSInG MalAysiA

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Funny shit

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BeyricKKK

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Chrisssisssiff

small waves in bali.

+++ bored in bali +++

Paul "Porpis" Smith

them3 debut

"i do airs on the face of the wave"

"i got the best barrel of my life son"

"i miss the octagon"

"come, we going surfing"

porps speaks too fast, thats all we heard the whole trip.

breaking news!

Naughty naughty matty. forbidden word alert! its all down hill from when u first say shit.

swearing> alchohol> drugs> another washed up kaap aap.



bahahaa

LLLLLLOOOOSSSSSIIIIINNNNGGGG

Woohhoooo. soo over losing hahaha. tried hard got one good score...could not get the second score required...fuck it. next event i will slaughter it. feeling good-ish, boards feeling laka laka.
Just need to get the best waves and i feel like I can do my thing and actually get my results I need.

Good luck to chadie du toit who is still in the event from Durban.

woohoo duttie.

saw a funny quiky add of matt hoyo today..



The things to notice in this pic is the life enhancer stick ( blunt) and the slogan in the corner...

" IF YOU CANT ROCK'N ROLL, DONT FUCKIN COME"

Probably my favourite ad ever...

Here's another one...

Thomas Woods as a kid...hahahha





K im out. laka

fuck this losing shit.

the head line says it all.

losing = gay.

music festival on saturday. check it out. me and brenno dorrington are gonna be raving hard!



For all those Cape Townians that were all psyched about faithless...this is gonna be them + ludacris+++++++

BeyricKKK out.

the adventures of
UPSIDEDOWN MAN

his whole world is upside down
can anybody help him?

**coming soon**

Slades quotes...post one

Heres some of Slades recent quotes.

Hey Beyrick, why is ur smile upside down?

I say to slade, yo slade if u could say one thing to miley cyrus, what would it be? He replies saying...

Well i would find a way to make her have my baby and then she would have to marry me and then i would be like a king...she would like...feed me grapes and shit.

Slade says to me randomely...

Im bummed bru, I have Qj's grip on my board.

He then randomly says.

Hey, if i was to make a blog called themthree, would u be bummed? me, dyl and stu. 

He then throws a mentos at the wall and it shatters and he says...

This room is a mess.

MORE FROM SLADE TOMORROW! 

bali.

SO we have myself and slade prestwich...AKA the Blade. have been in paradise named bali. chicks, barrels and constant comedy from the blade.

Which brought me to a brilliant idea... i am going to start a quotes update of all the hilarious quotes slade says from now on... blade has met his soul mate here in bali.

My next post will be 5 of slades recent quotes.

xo

Gossip benchong

JORDY SMITH NO.1 ON EARTH
I'm going fishing now!
chrisss

Whats Been Happening???

We havent been posting much on the blog lately cause we all been busy with the world cup, organising trips and surfing!!
Stoked the World Cup is over though this last month has taken toll on alot of peoples livers and bank accounts!!
We just finished the Mr Price Pro in Ballito and the Next comp is in Cape Town for the O'Neil Coldwater Classic.

After the O'Neil in Cape Town we heading to Europe for a couple WQS comp.. BUt Beyrick has a Dutch passport so he can just cruise into another country with no hassle but i gotta hack with a South African passport..AAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Pretty sure we gonna have to soon get visa's for Zimbabwe!!!

Beyricks in Bali with Slade 'The Blade" Prestwiche at the moment getting cooking waves and Chris and I are in Umhlanga getting skunked!!

Well Done to Jordy for taking out the Billabong Pro in Jbay an going into the Lead on the World Tour!!!

Woman from redkedscom on Vimeo.

Free surf In Brasil....

A couple of us went to Brazil recently for some comps. we spent 2 weeks there. Here's some video's of what we got up to while we were there!!

Du Toit's Birthday!!



Brasil Surf

barreled

promises

hey yall.

We have been at st mikes for the s.a champs so we havent been able to update the blog in a while...

We have made some video's over the last couple weeks including two from brazil, one being chad du toit's birthday video.

So keep checking up, its worth it.

lakakraka

BEYRICKKK

kylesgay.

ok...i am in brazil and i just made my first heat however sir kyle lane just got pipped. now...instead of staying in brazil, he wants to go home early. thus leaving me all alone with an EVIL GOAT that has already tried to attack us yesterday. 

What the hell is he thinking? 

Anyway, i have got a solid heat tomorrow.

Feeling strong.

Boards are good.

YIPPY.

beyrickkk

kyle and beyrick are in brasil.

i'm at home.

this is Africa.

chrisss

Chelsea are Champions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Been in Brasil for the last couple of days waves havent been too good but Chelsea have claimed the Premier League Title which has made my trip that much better!!!!!!! fuck so stoked well done!

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea!!!

Kyle

argggggg

LONDON I AM HERE...

SO on the way back from the coldest water classic in Scotland where we experienced snow on the beach and Royden Bryson won, i have found myself stranded in a new city...LONDON!

On my facebook cry for help, i had a couple Rocks boys who instantly offered a place to stay and a couple feeds no worries...I THANK U ALL!

**LONDON SCHEDULE**

• Jol.
• Eat.
• Jol.
• Shop.
• sleep.
• Hang with the U.K Rox Boys.
• Jol.

ANY QUESTIONS?

BEYRICKKK

betterthanINDO?

it definately could be.

some of the hollowest waves i've ever seen!

all the pics are by Greg Ewing.

Click HERE to see his Blog.

There were such perfect pits, i was in my element.

kyle got such a bomb this surf, the thing was wider than Oprah
Shawn Dennis Broke his board on his 2nd wave, ran in and got
my spare which i took back later on in the surf after creasing my board.
he then jumped on kyle's spare board and snapped the thing clean
in half on his last wave! deek!

Slade Prestwich is 14, he lives in Scottbrugh. he blew me away out there,

standing so tall when many would have been racing to the shoulder.

Gavin Roberts, Franki O and Mongoose also tore the Shit

out of it! And those Bodyboarders out there can go fly a kite!

chrisss

Hows this cat????

Was looking through facebook photo's and came across this creatures photo he's a car guard somewhere in Durban haha if you check this cat stop and give him a hola hahaha classic!!!

Me Chris,shawn Dennid and Gav Roberts made a mission up the coast this morning and got some sick waves, it was like 4 or 5 ft and going mental, crazy square shacks!!!!! prob got the best backand barrel.....haha stoked on the death pit!!!

Kyle...

BEyRICKKKK

WINTER

this morning saw the first true winter morning of the year.

11042010

got some pits, Beyrick's in Scotland

(i'm sure he will be envious when he reads this)

and i dnt know where Kyle was.

Shawn Dennis just moved in with me and it was pretty much

just me and him out there on a death bank.

and the offshore was pumping.

But i personally love winter. it's truely something special.

Here some Pictures by Annie.

early set up. new VOLCOM wetsuit.

horizon

12shot drainer sequence

Shawn Dennis Speed Blur

chrisss